Monday, August 11, 2008

that watch-the-machine thing

So the washing machine at this household is a little different, and so is the dryer, the dog, the doorbell, and sometimes the garbage disposal; however, all of these others deserve their own post at a different time.

So, as said, the washing machine at this household is a little different. You see, it gets into this mode sometimes. Possibly because it may be overloaded, or because all the heavy towels and sheets are clumped to one side, or maybe it is just plumb worn out from being a washing machine. Think about it, wouldn’t you get tired of being thrown dirty socks, underclothes, and apparel day in and day out for years? Anyway, whatever the reason the smooth hum of the swish swish swish sound is suddenly transformed into a bang pow thump sound. In this state the entire washing machine starts vibrating and lurching and jumping literally off the floor.

This happens periodically, and even though you’d think by now I’d be accustomed to the sound, every single time it fools me for a few seconds into thinking there is an earthquake. In turn, I jump, vibrate, and lurch from what ever position I am in from shock. After realizing it is the washing machine after all, there is an immediate sprint into the laundry area to turn it off. There is this fear, that one day I will be too late to pull out the knob and by the time I reach the machine it will not be there. It will be out the door blocking traffic, or more realistically, it would be 5 feet lower because it caved through the floor. I know the floorboards are weakening every time this happens. It is not a matter of “if” but of “when” the day will come when I will charge after that machine only to find myself engulfed in a indoor kitchen cavern.

If you call and I don't answer the phone, you will know what happened to me. I will be struggling, bewildered, amidst semi-clean clothes in an effort to either free myself from or lasso in that moving machine.