Sunday, May 4, 2008

stream of conscious thought with some cheese

For some crazy reason, I'm volunteering in this kitchen, it's around lunch, and I'm hungry.

Oh is that grated cheese?
Yes it is. Hmmm it is on this cart, probably they are going to use it for the pizza.
mmmm yummy it looks like parmesan, and it’s around lunch time. Is anyone around? Good, that lady over there just left. A small piece would be nice, no wait, how about a handful. Yeah that’s better. O.k. quick I am going to shove it in my mouth now inconspicuously.


Oh my goodness it’s spoiled. . Warm, nasty…sweet! Gross. gross. How long has this been sitting here. All night? I've got to spit this out where is a trashcan. Oh no, people are coming I have got to be subtle. Yuck. They can’t see me spit this out. Pretend to smile. Keep mouth closed. Look busy. Look occupied. I am occupied with a huge dilemma. This cheese is going to kill me. Get me to the trashcan. Ohhh a paper towel. Yes, I’ll spit it in there. Hide by the sink yes that’s right. Don’t swallow. Rinse swish spit...rinse swish spit.

For some crazy reason, I'm volunteering in this kitchen, it's around lunch and I’ve lost my appetite.